How to be an Angry Woman

aka: Vice President I Am Speaking.

Rock a boat.
Wave your arms.
Wear bright lipstick.
Wear combat boots.
Preferably together.
Have breasts.
Use them.
Read books.
Watch the news.
Have an opinion.
Open your mouth.
Be quiet.
Speak up.
Go on a diet.
Eat your feelings.
Collect cats.
Treat them like children.
Draw a line.
Jump over it.
Have sex.
Too much.
Not enough.
Have kids.
Hate kids.
Watch football.
Hate sports.
Marry John Lennon.
Feel something.